Welcome to the 12 days of Christmas from the creatures point of view.

Happy Christmas to you all.

“On the first day of Christmas I had a few too many mince pies with a sherry and had just started to nod off when someone grabbed me from behind and knocked me out.”

“The next thing I know I woke up to the nasty surprise of being cable tied to a pear tree. I mean who shoves a bird in a pear tree?!”