Rolf got his professional photos back for his pet passport and perused them.
“Mmm, not bad. Not bad at all.” He admired.
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Creature 307 – close to heaven?
Terrance was worried, very worried. It was startling for him to be so high in the sky. Had he died and was he on the way to heaven?
Just then a seagull plopped on his head in surprise. “that wouldn’t happen if I was on me way to heaven” he thought aloud.
Creature 306 – eye eye
The lizard scrutinised him and he didn’t cut muster.
Creature 305 – what a rush!
Ludlow was absolutely buzzin! What the little aphid didn’t realise is that he wasn’t actually on his usual patch, a lovely Rose, but instead he had landed on a massive stick of Blackpool rock. If he had known, that would have explained a lot.
Creature 304 – The wrong holiday
Debussy was miserable. He had booked a holiday on land and no sooner had he placed a fin on shore and he was completely sick to the gills.
Creature 303 – Wagpus the sophisti-cat
Bagpuss’s niece was a right show off, a socialite and glamour-puss. She was always out on the town riffling through bins.
Bagpuss despaired.
Creature 302 – Moose in a china shop!?
Heinrick looked manically at all the china. “It’s not only bulls that can do this” he repeated gearing himself up.
Creature 301 – Lover cat
Don’t look too closely or else he will ensnare you in.
He’s a lover not a fighter that’s for sure. And his name is Mr Meow Cakes.
Creature 300 – Where’s my rod?
Grimble thought very, very hard.
“Where’s my fishing rod? Now I know I have seen it somewhere.”
Grimble wasn’t a very bright toad.
Creature 299 – Sausage puncture
After 2 punctures and one considerably large buckle of her wheels Yatzee the albino sausage dog was very glad of some poncy, shiny modern street art to rest her paws on and possible wee against.
AP Potting JR 