Category: creature post

Creature 55 – There’s a Party on a brick can you come?

“There’s a party on a brick will you come?”

“Yes” (Said Carol the brick spider putting on her comedy eyes and false nose and moustache)

“Bring you own bread and butter and a bun.”

“What you talking about?!  I’m a brick spider.”

Creature 54 – The shadow of a crow

“Seeing the shadow of a crow on the third day of Tweatmas is considered good luck” shouted old mother worm.

“Well it wasn’t good luck for Colin was it!”  shouted Dave the slow worm in retort.

Creature 53 – Dirty Monkey McGee

Although he was actually an orangutan the notorious gangster went under the name of ‘Dirty Monkey McGee’.

Despite his happy demeanour and carefree hairstyle McGee was known as the toughest villain this side of the jungle, or any jungle for that matter.

Creature 51 – Lost Hare

Eric looked at the map again and scratched his ears.

He was sure he knew where Simon’s house was amongst the trees but, no matter which direction he set off in, he always ended back at the same oak.

The light was fading and the dark wood was no place for a hare after the sun had gone in!

In one last-ditch attempt it was time to consult the map and hope for the best.